"And don't flatter yourself! Who wants to sleep with you, take a good look at your own chest, can’t turn anyone on!" Merlin condescends, to attack on Alice's self-esteem.
"You ...... you you ...... you say what!?" Alice's face turned red, feel particularly ashamed, she disgusted the most that someone judge her body.
"I've seen a lot of women, but I'm reduced to turn on with you! Merlin pointed at Alice, revealing a devilish smile, "You actually think I will sleep with you, what a joke? On your flat chest, usually can be used as a rubbing board to wash clothes, when fighting can be used as a brick, this kind of fierce weapon I have no sexual interest at all!"
"Who ...... said I was a rubbing board! I have big boobs! Just wearing the secret silver armor, you can’t see it!" Alice felt so embarrassed to find an excuse and refused to admit that she has flat boobs.
"Using the secret silver armor to make excuses again, do not you feel ashamed? This looks even more humiliating! Apologize to your dead brave seniors! Just admit it!" Merlin got crazy, the first time to see this kind of people, fools can see that she has flat boobs, but lying that she have big boobs. .
"I’m not lying! You don’t even saw it! I'm not some flat chest brave! My tits are even bigger than you think!" Alice gritted her teeth in anger, feeling that the mockery was worse than the sleeping.
Her anger was rising, and she shouted in her heart, "You can kill, but not insult, don't say my tits are small!
"That ...... armor you have is the male size, right?" Merlin glance at Alice's chest.
"Yes, so what?! What does it have to do with you!" The more Alice looked at Merlin now, the more unpleasant she became.
"It fits ...... pretty well," Merlin stifled a laugh and added, "I mean the chest part fits pretty well."
"It was ...... okay ......," Alice didn't realized what he means.
"Idiot, I mean, your chest is as flat as men! If you really have big boobs, they would have been squeezed long ago, OK? Hahahaha ......" Merlin laughing heartlessly, causing Alice to blush, "on your flat chest, think I will sleep with you? No way! "
Alice was so ashamed, her face was like a ripe apple, so she had to change the subject.
"Since it's not insulting me, then what did you catch me for!
"Can't you even see that?" Merlin spread his hands and said with great bravado, "We are going to cross the Orkney Channel! Step on to the land of Great Britain!"
"That’s impossible." Alice didn't even think about it and retorted directly.
The crusading army of the cross set out from the port of Bristol, hundreds of people rowed together, and all the way with wind magic enchanted, it took a day and a night to reach the death swamp.
Of course, in addition to the speed of travel, there is an important reason, that is, did not encounter with any sea monsters, or ogre shark attack.
Because the Church's warship, coated with a layer of dragon dung, can disperse many dangers.
That's why Alice was so sure, two people are unable to cross the Orkney Channel.
Even by two people sliding double oar, can board the nearest territory of Great Britain, but also simply cannot beat the sea monsters encountered on the way.
Those sea monsters are equivalent to invincible existence in the sea, and even a person of the holy rank would be difficult to defeat.
"Why is it impossible?" Merlin frowned, feeling that crossing the strait was not a big problem.
Alice hesitated for a moment, feeling that the two people have the same interests, both want to leave the death swamp, it seems that they can cooperate.
Besides, Merlin also did not want to do something bad to himself, maybe just want to find a companion, together across the strait.
Alice figured out something, as long as you can leave this shitty ghost place, it’s ok to cooperate with the Demon King, and she answered Merlin.
"Orkney Channel is very wide, our physical strength is limited, even if alternate rowing, may also physically exhausted in the middle."
"Miss flat chest, maybe you misunderstood something ......" Merlin sighed and said seriously -
"You are the only one responsible for rowing. "
"And I'm only responsible for enjoying the sea breeze ......"
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