Chapter 6 Copper-Lover
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In the early hours of the morning.

Lu Yi Bei woke up in his bed with screaming, his sweat-soaked pajamas clinging to his back, sending a slight chill, took off his eye mask, fumbled to open the light, and saw a messy bed.

He had a nightmare.

He dreamt about Mr. Rabbit, and dreamt about the poor woman who had been attacked by Mr. Rabbit.

At the last moment, he saw Mr. Rabbit's three-petaled lips curling outward as if they had blossomed, and the sharp teeth like a meat cleaver easily cutting open the artery at the neck, and the hot blood gushing out.

The woman's tragic death in the nightmare was so vivid that even though he was just a onlooker, Lu Yi Bei still had the illusion of experiencing it himself.

Until he woke up, he could still vaguely feel the phantom pain of being torn by sharp teeth on his neck.

He touched his neck with palpitations and felt a handful of wet and greasy liquid, his fingertips trembled, his heartbeat suddenly slowed by half a beat, and he froze for a long time before he realized that it was sweat and not blood.

There was really something very wrong with that rabbit!

Subconsciously, he wanted to contact the police, but on second thought, he thought that if he rushed to call the police, absolutely no one would believe what he said.

If you call the police because of a nightmare, even though it is as vivid as it is really happening somewhere in the world, you will be treated as an idiot, right?

But if we just let it go ......

Next time will be my turn?

Such a thought popped up in Lu Yi Bei's mind, and even himself was startled, he shook off his head quickly.

No, no, no!

How could he scare himself?

That's right, maybe it was just a nightmare, I was just too nervous after contact with Mr. Rabbit, that's why I had such a nightmare.

He soothed himself, and the panic that was welling up in his heart seemed to calm down a little, clam down my ass!

How can one be so easily calmed down when he or she is encountering such a thing in the middle of the night?

The calmness on his face didn’t means he really calmed down!

He looked out of the window with any expressions, which was pitch black outside.

It was 4:50 am, at least nearly four hours before dawn.

Leaving the residence at this time and going outside would not be safer than staying at home, maybe even more dangerous!

In this case, we can only do that, right?

Thinking of it, Lu Yi Bei got up and went to the living room downstairs.

The usual sighs, dripping water, and rustling in the darkness were all hidden away as if they were afraid of something.

In the dead silence of the dimly lit living room, the soft sound of the coat that had been hung out of the window suddenly being blown by the wind was particularly ear-splitting.

"Wow--wow--!"

Hearing the sound, Lu Yi Bei glanced at the window, and under the hazy moonlight, the jacket looked like a man with only half body, dancing his arms excitedly in the wind.

"Grunt--!" His Adam’s apple slowly squirmed, Lu Yi Bei gulped his saliva, risked and walked forward, pulling up the curtain.

Out of sight, out of mind, this may not be useful, but at least slightly reassured.

Turned on the lights, he paced up and down to the statue of the Great Sun Ming King, put his hands together, respectfully bowed at the King, and opened his mouth with a cheeky smile.

"I've never treated you bad in my life, but this thing tonight is very strange, I was forced to do so, I hope you don't mind!"

After saying that, Lu Yi Bei quietly gazed at the statue of the Ming King, a brass cast statue with angry eyes and a majestic face, with gnarled muscles and arms carrying a nuclear warhead, which made people feel a sense of security at the bottom of their hearts.

"Well, since you didn't say anything, I'll take it as your acquiescence!"

With a few steps forward, Lu Yi Bei lifts up the weigh dozens of pounds, half-human-high statue and turned around to walk towards the upstairs bedroom.

He carefully placed the statue on the bed, turned on the smart stereo, and chose a theme song for the third chapter of "Love and Magical Girl" sung by "White Little Flower", and Lu Yi Bei returned to the bed.

He holding the solid and tough body of the statue and listening to White Little Flower's pleasant singing, his emotions finally calmed down, but he was completely sleepless.

Just lying on the bed, waiting for the dawn?

Lu Yi Bei originally planned to stay in bed and wait for dawn, but he fell into a deep sleep when it was almost dawn.

In the last moment of consciousness, he saw a pair of blood-red eyes that looked like glass balls gazing at him in the deepest part of the blurred dream world.

Being stared at by that pair of eyes full of resentment, Lu Yi Bei felt like his body was falling into the water, slowly sinking, and a voice rang out in his ears.

It was like a strange whispered murmur, and like an ancient mysterious song.

Then, the voice gradually became clear ......

......

"Ayi ya yi ya ~♪"

Lu Yi Bei woke up from his hazy dream

The phone call was from Brother Shui, who was sending a video call to Lu Yi Bei.

Lu Yi Bei smacked his lips and touched the phone screen to connect the communication, then he saw a handsome face appearing on the screen, showing him an evil and impetuous smile.

"Yo, my dear little Bei Bei, good morning!"

"Well, good morning." Lu Yi Bei replied with an expressionless face.

Saw that, Brother Shui hammered his chest in grief, "Wow, you are so cold! I’m so sad!"

"Tsk, what else do you expect? You can't expect a facially paralyzed patient to smile at you, can you?" Lu Yi Bei impatiently said.

"Oh, sorry, I forgot you have this problem! It's really pitiful!"

Lu Yi Bei was indifferent, "Pity your ass! You damn pimp, are you here to pick a fight?"

"How many times have I told you, that business is now called male public relations, please show some respect!"

"Yes, yes, Mr. PR, what's the matter?"

Ever since his father told Lu Yi Bei that Shui was the number one male “PR” in flower city, he never doubted it.

I mean, besides that kind of profession, what other profession needs to dress so slutty and start work every night?

And every time Lu Yi Bei saw Brother Shui just got off work, he looked like he was mentally exhausted and his feet were trembling.

As he’s using his body to interpreting what is [I really don't have a single drop left!] means

Lu Yi Bei does not discriminate against male “PR”, they just trying to earn a living, it just like other jobs, he just simply discriminates against Brother Shui as a person!

A man who is extremely flamboyant and super clingy, he is around you every day, he keeps blahblahblah in your ears like the ancient gods whispering, who can stand it!

Although Lu Yi Bei knew that all of Shui's actions were out of love, he had different tastes from his dead old man!

It's hard to stand it!

"Actually, I encountered something last night and I thought about it for a long time, I call you today because I want to ......"

Brother Shui was hit by Jiang Li's arrow in his heart last night and thought about whole night and made up his mind. He decided to call Lu Yi Bei and take him as his godson.

However, after a while of the video call, he saw the shy statue on the bed of Lu Yi Bei, covered with half a quilt, and Lu Yi Bei's hand unintentionally rested on the chest of the statue, drawing small circles in an ambiguous way.

In that moment, something strange suddenly flashed in Shui's mind, he was not feeling so good.

"Crap! What the hell is that in your bed?!"

Brother Shui suddenly screamed, which scared Lu Yi Bei, and turned around, he saw the statue that had slept beside him last night, and then, Brother Shui's long and sad words came from the phone.

"Little Bei ah, I always thought you were still a small child, and completely didn’t consider that you had already started to have physical needs, I'm sorry! This is an oversight as an uncle, but you don't have to use this!"

"That's a statue! It's brass! It's going to hurt! You ......"

Halfway through Shui's words, Lu Yi Bei hung up the video call with an expressionless face.

What the hell is going on in his head?

Soon the phone vibrated again, and it was still Brother Shui.

"Little Bei, I thought about it for a while, what I said was too aggressive, I'm old, and I really don't understand you young people! This is the copper-loving often said on the Internet, right? I ......"

Lu Yi Bei hung up the phone with a black face.

"Crap! You don't hang up yet! I'll not interfere with your personal interests, I'm calling you to tell you that after deep consideration, I want to take you as a godson ......"

No! You don't!

DAMN! A beautiful day ends with seeing Shui!

You want to take advantage of me in the morning!

I treat you like my brother, and you want to be my father?

Lu Yi Bei hung up the phone again, and he blacklisted Shui's cell phone number, WeChat and QQ.

However, it didn't take long for his phone to vibrate again.

After he picking up the phone and looking at it, it was a text message from an unfamiliar number, which said [Surprise! It's still me! Judging from the style, needless to say, it is definitely Brother Shui!

Just as Lu Yi Bei was about to block Shui's new number, his phone vibrated again, and it was still a text message from Shui, but the content was very serious.

Tomorrow is the last day for you to enroll to the university, you should take time today and tomorrow and hurry up, the two-year limit for your deferred enrollment is already full, if you don't enroll this year, you can only take the college entrance exam again!

Lu Yi Bei held his phone and silent for a few seconds and replied [I know, I will go later.

Then ......

He blocked the new number of Shui.

Just after putting down the phone, Lu Yi Bei suddenly thought of the nightmare last night again, and hesitated for a moment, but dismissed the idea of telling Shui about the nightmare.

If I told him, he would definitely make a big fuss and make a bunch of things again, just thinking about it makes me feel upset.

......

The headquarters of The Night of Justice Association.

Bai Kai, who was about to off duty, received a reply from Lu Yi Bei, and a happy expression like a spring breeze passed over her face.

A passing member saw this scene and curiously asked, "Old Bai, what's the matter? You look so happy."

Bai Kai shook his phone and said proudly, "I just got a godson!"

"Oh! Congratulations! It's such a good thing, you have to invite us to dinner some day!"

"Definitely!"

"But I have to ask my son first, he is very arrogant and introvert, he may not like the environment with many people."

As he spoke, Bai Kai made a call to Lu Yi Bei, however, what rang in his ear was [The number you dialed is busy now].

After several more attempts to send messages ended in failure, Bai Kai finally realized that his new number had been blocked by Lu Yi Bei once again, and the smile on his face gradually stiffened ......