During the lunch break, I had my first-ever interview at the school's radio station.

In this room, which is less than 30 square meters, it is divided into two areas - the inner part looks like a police interrogation room, and the outer part is more like a police listening room.

Anyway, I was sitting on a chair with a table in front of me, and across from me was a girl wearing a plum hairpin.

She had a microphone with a round base in front of her. She adjusted the microphone to a suitable position for her to speak and started a sound check.

"Hello...Hello..."

Her voice seemed to echo around the room.

"Ahem... Good afternoon, everyone. Today, as always, Maggie Li brings you the most interesting broadcast,"

Maggie Li cleared her throat and confidently delivered this line.

After a few seconds of pause, the person responsible for sound effects played a suitable background music to set the mood.

"I'm sure you're all familiar with our fellow student, Youjie. That's right! He might look average and have zero presence, just like an ordinary villager NPC, but he's a first-year Class C student who shares our goals and strives to learn with us. However...he possesses something that many boys dream of and think about day and night. That's right...he actually has a wife!"

Maggie Li deliberately emphasized the last sentence. Is it really that surprising that I have a wife?

"How did an ordinary guy without any shining points end up with such a wonderful wife? Today, we've invited him to help us solve this mystery,"

"Youjie, can you tell us how Zhiye became your wife? Did anything interesting happen between you two that led to your current relationship?"

Maggie Li smiled and passed the topic to me.

"There's nothing particularly interesting... Actually, the most, most, most important thing is that you must have a great mother who loves you, and a mother-in-law who doesn't think less of you..."

I thought about it for a moment and gave this answer.

"Oh... that's quite unexpected. Let's see what messages our fellow students have left on the school's Tieba forum..."

Maggie Li slid her finger across her phone screen, carefully browsing the content and began to read.

"Someone wrote that Youjie is like a toad trying to eat swan meat, and that Zhiye being his wife is a total waste,"

These harsh words have been upsetting to hear and I've heard quite a lot of them recently. It's really annoying for people to keep saying these things! Annoyed, I replied with a rebellious tone.

"Jerk! No matter what, Zhiye is still my woman!"

"Burn, burn, burn...!"

"You believe it or not, I'll make you burn to ashes!"

"I wish I had a busty girlfriend too,"

"Dream on!"

"What do you like the most about Zhiye?"

"Of course, it's her never-enough-to-look-at, never-enough-to-touch big breasts! That's the best creation of the Creator!"

As I said this, I even raised my thumb, only to realize that Maggie Li was looking at me as if I were a scumbag. What's going on? Did I...

Suddenly, it dawned on me that I had accidentally said everything that I meant only for venting my frustration. Oh no...this was a school broadcast, and the whole school heard it! I can already imagine the teacher asking me for a talk with a smile on their face, and those guys looking at me with even more hatred.

"Um... please let me explain..." I panicked and tried to explain.

"Ahaha... what an interesting interview this has been! That's it for today's broadcast, and we'll continue tomorrow..."

Maggie Li suddenly said the closing statement, making it feel like she was in a hurry to end the broadcast.

"Youjie, uh... it's over..." She reminded me when she saw that I didn't respond for a while, her eyes changing from disdain to puzzled.

"I know... my life is over..." With a cry of despair, I stood up like a lifeless zombie, my arms hanging limp, dragging my body out of the radio room.

All the while, my mouth kept unconsciously repeating that sentence.

"It's over, it's completely over!"