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(4) Mysterious Transaction
update icon Updated at 2023/6/21 23:10:12

4,

"What... what do you want?"

The huge figure, three times taller than Mr. Cyclone, was even bigger than the Poison Brothers.

"Bro, don't attack first."

"…Hmm."

The giant gently nodded his head. Within this figure, two completely different voices emerged.

Upon closer inspection, it turned out to be a one-eyed giant. Regardless of whether Mr. Cyclone had heard of it before, a single eye with a long horn on top of its head was not something Mr. Cyclone could compete with.

"Haha, haha..."

With a forced smile, Mr. Cyclone turned and ran.

But after running a few meters, he was caught by a heavy object on his head, which then tightly grasped Mr. Cyclone's neck.

Another blow to his leg joint, and Mr. Cyclone spun a few times before falling to the ground.

"Help! Help!! Ugh, ugh, ugh! Ugh, ugh, ugh, ugh! Ugh, ugh!!!!"

His mouth covered by a small hand, Mr. Cyclone finally noticed that besides the giant, there was another monster. But this monster was very small, only one-third the height of Mr. Cyclone.

And then, his vision also went away. When he saw the light again, it was already late at night.

In the darkness illuminated by Tiny's fire, Mr. Cyclone found himself in a wooden cage.

"Little brother~ you're awake~"

"You smelly old man! Let me go right now!!"

Looking very old, Mr. Cyclone described the opponent as an old man. Moreover, the last thing he saw before losing consciousness was the small monster in front of him. Like the giant, but very small, with short horns on its head.

As soon as Mr. Cyclone began swearing, he wanted to curse him for generations. But when the old man took out a small knife, Mr. Cyclone immediately shut up.

"……"

"Hehe~ why aren't you cursing anymore~"

Knowing the answer but still asking, the despicable smelly old man reached through the tiny wooden cage, putting the small knife directly on Mr. Cyclone's face, moving it left and right, trying to find a good position to cut.

Seeing this, the frightened Mr. Cyclone couldn't bear it anymore and decided to curse again.

He grabbed the wooden cage tightly with both hands, no longer caring about the threat of the small knife.

"Screw you, you smelly old man! I will curse your whole family to death!!! You stinky dwarf... ugh, ugh, ugh... ugh, ugh, ugh, ugh!!!!"

Realizing the situation was not good, the old man had to cover Mr. Cyclone's mouth again.

"Alright, alright~ you stinky kid, really...""Damn! Ugh, ugh, ugh, ugh, ugh, ugh, ugh!!!!!"

"Impressive that you can still say a curse word under these circumstances. Well done~ stinky kid? Keep quiet. The old man won't kill you, but if you keep cursing him… The old man will cut off your hands and feet first, then stuff your mouth with shit~"

"Damn!!! You win."

The old man released his hand, and Mr. Cyclone dared not curse any further.

"Who... who are you guys?"

"We are called the Big and Small Demons, kid~ ever heard of us?"

Mr. Cyclone nodded desperately.

"Yes, I've heard of you! You're the strongest duo in Allen! The strongest big and small demons in the world!!"

Of course, Mr.Cyclone hadn't heard of them and was just making it up.

"Hahaha~ brother, we've become the strongest~"

The old man turned back to look at the giant from earlier. With an enormous figure, he was overjoyed to hear Mr. Cyclone's flattery, and danced with excitement.

Although happy, the old man put the small knife back on Mr. Cyclone's neck.

"Kid… so who do you think is the big demon? And who's the small demon?"

"Of course, you're the small demon, and the giant is the big demon~"

"Hahahaha… so you haven't heard of us~"

"Damn!! You're not playing by the rules!!!"

"Hahahaha~ don't worry~ we won't kill you, kid. If we wanted to, we would have done it back at Plantain Village, hahaha~"

The big demon laughed sinisterly.

"Please, just let me go if you're not going to kill me…"

Again, Mr.Cyclone was sweating cold and had a bad premonition about what's to come.

"We won't kill you… but we have a deal that needs your help, kid~"

The big demon's smile grew bigger and bigger, which Mr. Cyclone found increasingly terrifying.

"I can't fight, and I don't know any magic…"

"Hahaha~ you won't need any of that… just your body will do."

Upon hearing this, Mr. Cyclone immediately grabbed the wooden cage that imprisoned him, shaking it violently.

"Damn it!!! Let me go!!! I don't want to sell my body!"

"Calm down! Calm down! It's a beauty, you know~"

In an instant, the noisy wooden cage stopped making noise.

"Wha… what?!"

"What's wrong? Are you excited? She's a universally recognized beauty in Allen~"

Covering half of the mouth, secretly laughing with the little devil beside him.

"It's just..."

"Just, just what?"

After a brief moment of happiness, the big devil laughed even more.

"That lord... is a man~ Hahahaha~ He's a handsome guy~"

"…Damn it!!!!! Let me go!!!"

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