Perhaps you might find it strange... How can mere abstract theories be practically useful for conquering girls? But, you need to know that as a retired revolutionary who once stirred the entire western continent and vowed to hang all the monarchs and capitalists on the city wall... that old rascal not only knows how to shatter an old world, but also possesses the magical power to build a new one. One of his extraordinary abilities, named "Spiritual Illusion", is the way he trains me in my conquest strategies.
Originally, this skill was intended to plunge the targets into illusions created by the rebels, showing them the beautiful sceneries of the new world after victory, to deepen the revolutionaries' faith and awakening. But ever since he retired, this old rascal began to use his abilities for less serious things.
Firstly, he invented a kind of game called "Gay Tower, Gay Mother" or "Bishojo Love Simulation". Simply put, he cast the plots of those erotic novels and fantasy tales into the "Spiritual Illusion" to create a believable world and immerse the targets into these game worlds, where they play as the protagonists, completing various conquests. And I'm the only player in this old rascal's "game".
Most of the time, the game world created by the old rascal is pretty normal. Under most circumstances, I just need to follow the plot of the erotic novel, conquer one female lead after another, successfully knock them down, and after collecting all the CGs both “inside” and “outside”, the game will display victory.
But... at other times, the old rascal would throw me into some annoying games. For example, a stomach-ache inducing game named, "Love Battle Between Mistress and Green Pond". Initially, the game is normal, as the protagonist, I must choose between the female leads, Mistress and Green Pond... But as the story progresses, the tempo of the game begins to get unnaturally twisted...
Supposedly, I want to follow a particular female lead's personal storyline, but the presented choices force you to become an indecisive, wavering scoundrel. For example, at a certain stage of the narrative... If you choose "Go to the concert", the game would lead to the desired ending.
But what's infuriating is, no matter how many times I load the game or make different choices. When the story reaches that juncture, the "Go to the concert" option is always greyed out.
After 69 attempts, exploring all possibilities, in a fit of rage I forcefully clicked on the “Go to the concert” option. And then, something unexpected happened.
A dialog box popped up on my screen: "Dear player, we welcome you to Tencent's games. Now you only need to recharge 6998 Penguin coins to get the 'Bury Love Family' Cuckold Aristocrat title. As a Green Hat Aristocrat, you will enjoy the following cool privileges: unlock [Go to the concert option], [Triple favorability multiplier], [X out/ Color X special effects CG]..... and other 213 cool privileges. Continue to recharge 12450 Penguin coins and you will get the most prestigious 'Fishy Overstep' privilege. As the most prestigious Fishy Overstep, you will have the following outrageous privileges: [East Snow Sprite double flight ending], [Great blanket sleep Stallion ending], [Urban cultivation ascension ending], [Seven times a night ability] unlocking....."
What the hell is going on?
Although I was pissed off at that time, I suppressed my anger and asked: "Well..... where can I buy these Penguin coins?"
A series of pictures appeared on the dialog box, depicting: a three-point swimsuit, bikini, thong, ball gag, cat ears and tail, school swimsuit... all extremely terrible things.
"Dear player, you only need to wear any of the above and strike a ‘niconiconiconi’ pose and say ‘odusan daisuko’, you will get 0.00000001 Penguin coins..."
"Screw you! Get lost!"
I totally lost it.
"Dear player, the purpose of our company is to create happiness with heart, and if you have no money, you don't get to play..."
So, I forcibly quit the game.
Afterwards, as a punishment for my abrupt game termination, the old pervert threw me into a perverted game called "No X Refined X". In that game, I was gender-swapped into the female lead and almost got.... by a perverted frog demon.Sigh...Let’s not mention it...The more I talk, the sadder I feel...
However, based on Margaret's performance just now, the old rascal's training does have its merits.
This means... my harem strategy for global dominance can also be expected..... hehehe....
"Atu~"
It’s Margaret's voice that pulls me back from my daydreams.
I saw the girl smile, squint her eyes, and emanate an almost tangible dark aura from behind her, saying:
"What does 'harem strategy' and 'global dominance' mean that you just mentioned?"
Shoot... I talked to myself without noticing again!
Sigh, this is a bad habit I formed in the basement! That old lecher should be hacked to pieces!
Saying this, the girl's arms around my neck start to exert force, her slender fingers tightly gripping the back of my neck, her sharp nails almost embedded in my skin.
I feel almost a murderous intent from Margaret.
I realise that this is what the old rascal described as "darkening" in his comics.
So I swallowed, and carefully considered my words, saying:
"Sister...you misunderstood... I meant that I plan to be a good husband, to help you manage the royal harem in the future, and to have many, many children with you..."
"I see!"
Margaret immediately believed my words, and the terrifying aura around her retreated instantly.
Um... Margaret simply believed my words, despite the fact that they were filled with loopholes.