Chapter 7: Well, Let's Call the Girl Meiyou
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"So what are we going to do now!?"

"How would I know about this kind of thing, idiot!"

A man and a woman, Ye Yu angrily staring at Lelia, while Lelia, who has accumulated a lot of resentment, is also not weak, glaring back at Ye Yu with a strong and sharp look. Both of them were disturbed by the unexpected decision of the old king during the day.

"How could you not know, it's your father!"

"So what if it's my father, I'm not a worm in his stomach, how could I possibly know what the idiot is thinking about doing!"

Regarding Ye Yu's seemingly venting questions, Lelia rolls her eyes, sits on the sofa, raises her long legs, and folds her arms over her chest.

Her own father is famous for his unreasonable baffling and meddling, completely thinking about what to do, and even his closest daughter can't figure out his thoughts.

By the way, is it really okay to call your own father an idiot!?

"So what to do?" Knowing that no matter how noisy they are, there would be no result, Ye Yu collapsed and sat down.

After crossing to another world, Ye Yu was once again confused about his future path. Marriage, never thought of this option before, just let it die, leaving behind fetters and the like...

"What are you thinking about?"

"I'm thinking about when to give birth to our baby." Ye Yu said with a heavy face, and the second princess's face became embarrassed.

There seems to be something wrong with this guy's thinking?

Lelia first blushed, then gradually turned blue, filled with the urge to beat the idiot Ye Yu to death. Seeing this, Ye Yu was greatly surprised, and immediately touched his cheek, turning it into a terrified alien face.

"Damn, if you want to vomit earlier, let me know, I'll take you to the bathroom right away. How do you wash up in the palace?"

Bang ——

Ye Yu held his swollen head with teary eyes, as Lelia, who could no longer bear it, launched a punch attack.

This guy really likes to talk with his fists, is he violent? No, I don't want a wife full of violent factors! Otherwise, the future daughter would become very violent.

"By the way, if it's a girl, let's name her Meiyou."

Ye Yu's head started to freak out again, revealing his playful nature. He looked at Lelia seriously.

Lelia couldn't keep up with his jumping thoughts at all. Shouldn't they be discussing their future plans now?

But daughter...

It used to feel so distant, but now it might not be far from her.

Looking at the young man in front of her with a serious face, who is now her future husband, she unconsciously followed his pace."

"What if it's a boy?"

As soon as she said it, she felt her face turn red, and the calm her would never have asked such a question like a happy wife.

"A boy?" Hearing Lelia's question, Ye Yu was taken aback, then touched his chin and thought.

Seeing his posture, Lelia thought that Ye Yu was really considering it and held her breath.

However, she didn't expect Ye Yu's first sentence to shock her ——

"If it's a boy, just throw him away."

"What the hell are you saying with such a serious face!"

Lelia, who was originally somewhat expectant, directly goes berserk, and kicks Ye Yu in the face.

The silly young man collided with the wall and slid down softly.

Sitting cross-legged, rubbing his cheeks with both hands in an attempt to ease the pain, Ye Yu looked at Lelia very seriously.

"Don't want a boy, only want a girl!"

Looking at Ye Yu's serious and heavy appearance, Lelia's heart throbbed. Is there any special reason for this?

Holding her breath, waiting silently.

"For a boy..."

Ye Yu's eyes, filled with realization, reflect Lelia's slightly nervous and tense face. He pursed his lips and said unhappily: "Bury him, I guess."

Crack ——

The string of reason broke, and Ye Yu even heard the crisp sound of the string breaking.

Lelia kicked the still arrogantly nodding Ye Yu into the air with one kick.

"How much do you hate boys, you idiot!"

Lelia was about to be angry, feeling that she could never calm down with this guy, she covered her forehead, sweating heavily in her hands."Why should I like boys?" Yuye asked in return.

"Then why do you hate boys?" Lelia also asked.

What exactly did this guy hate about boys? Boys take responsibility, have a sense of responsibility, and can shoulder the heavy burden... Moreover, as the heir to the throne, boys are more suitable than girls, more easily accepted by ministers, and have various advantages...

"If it were a boy..."

"What?"

"They wouldn't be crying and shouting to defeat their mother and monopolize the intimacy."

"Don't talk nonsense seriously, go die, pervert!" Yuye was kicked away by an aerial leg.

......

"Phew, you almost led me to the wrong direction."

Sitting on the sofa with her long legs crossed, Lelia, the second princess of the kingdom, was massaging her nose bridge, looking very tired. The goofy young man sat on the ground without any self-awareness, with an innocent look as he grabbed his hair.

"What we need to discuss now is how to make that idiot change his mind. If we don't come up with a solution soon, maybe you and I will really have to get married."

"It's okay, I have a way." Yuye's face was radiant, revealing a dazzling smile with sparkling white teeth. It seemed that everything had been carefully planned and well-prepared.

"As long as we find a time machine, we'll be fine!"

"Time machine... I remember that is..."

Lelia raised her leg, touched her chin, pondered for a moment, then tilted her head.

"Doraemon?"

Recently, there had been stories circulating in the city about a magical earless cat with many magical tools. Yuye was surprised to see the young girl who was consulting him for an answer, and never expected that the story of Doraemon he once told would reach the princess.

But he had to keep up his act, even if it was painful!

"That's right, the artifact owned by the divine cat Doraemon, the time machine."

"As long as we have a time machine, we can travel back to the past and change everything."

"No!"

Regardless of whether or not such a godlike cat could be found, Lelia decisively rejected the idea, completely shocking Yuye, who blurted out instinctively.

"Why not?"

Lelia said with a serious face: "If we go back to the past and change history, I will fall into the nightmare of blind dates again. That would be meaningless."

Meow, this woman has a problem!

Yuye's whole being turned into the same style as the Northern Dipper Divine Fist, his resolute face staring at Lelia, who had a serious look on her face.

For the first time, he thought that this woman was really ruthless, giving up her chastity just to escape blind dates.

Compared with this kind of person, his own pretentiousness had instantly soared to an angelic level, full of elegance.

"Cough cough, well, there are many ways to deal with blind dates, actually."

"I think it's quite good the way it is now." Lelia coldly commented.

It turned out that this woman was really mad!

Or is it just that I'm not open-minded enough?

Anyway, Yuye's face was expressionless, and his knee was slightly sore.

......

After nearly ten minutes of silence, Yuye suddenly had a flash of inspiration, and then kicked over the tea table with one foot.

"What the hell, there's no time machine at all, what are we worrying about!"

"Oh, there isn't one!?"

After hearing Yuye's words, Lelia seemed to recall that Doraemon and the time machine were just recent urban legends, so history wouldn't change. What a bizarre brain.

"Laugh, laugh at your sister!"

Yuye was annoyed by Lelia's laughter, and he could only helplessly sit down.

"What should we do now? I don't want to get married right now."

Looking at the person whose face was about to cry, Lelia suddenly lost her smile and asked in a depressed tone.

"Are you so reluctant to marry me? That's too exaggerated."

"No no no, it's not exaggerated at all. I've never thought about marrying a lover."

"I've told you it's not a lover, how many times do I have to say it."The term "sex buddy" was pried from Ye Yu's mouth, which has various negative connotations in a terrible sense. Lelia, being a noble princess, was quite disgusted by this title. "I'm not that kind of promiscuous woman. Although I admit that I was impulsive this time, it was because I had a favorable impression of Ye Yu's teasing when drinking, and his adorable baby face easily evoked my affection."

"Are you not seeking the soul-stirring pleasure in a hotel with your sex buddy?"

"How bad do you think my lifestyle is?" Lelia frowned at Ye Yu's strange suspicious expression. "That was just an accident. I never thought it would happen."

Anyway, regardless of how weak her argument was, Lelia was determined to defend herself.

"Quite casual, are you going through a rebellious phase?" Ye Yu mocked.

"It's all because that bastard always forces me to meet strangers."

So, it is indeed a rebellious phase!?

Seeing Lelia's displeasure as she crossed her legs and leaned her entire body into a soft sofa, Ye Yu helplessly shrugged and laid down on another long sofa nearby.

"Well, worthy of royalty, so soft that it seems to melt my bones."

Ye Yu didn't want to move anymore, feeling a strong desire to sleep. The décor in this place was filled with the elegance of nobility, and it was very comfortable. Compared to wandering outside previously, this was practically heaven. Ugh, I am truly lost.

"Hey."

Although Ye Yu was comfortable, there was still a big trouble beside him. Seeing him ignoring her and going to sleep on his own, Lelia called out with dissatisfaction.

"What's the matter? If there's anything, let's talk about it tomorrow. I'm exhausted now."

Ye Yu waved his hand at Lelia like swatting a fly, feeling too tired to stand up. He had experienced too much shock today and needed some rest. Although it was hard to sleep in this strange world, he could at least close his eyes and rest for a while.

This irritated the second princess even more.

"I can't believe you still want to sleep at a time like this?"

She walked over angrily, placing one hand on her waist and staring at the feigning man with her razor-sharp eyes. However, no matter how angry she was, this beautiful woman had a mature appearance, even though she didn't seem to be that much older than him.

Ye Yu slightly opened his eyes, looked at the seemingly-angry-to-death Lelia with a helpless expression and replied.

"What else can I do if I don't sleep? Can you persuade your father? Tell him that I was only impulsive for a moment, and then say no to getting married?"

It seemed impossible. Ye Yu felt that the old man's decision was already a huge concession. Now, resisting further would definitely lead to his beheading - although that might not be so bad. Perhaps if he died and woke up from sleep, he would find himself back in his world.

"That's impossible. With that bastard's character, he would never change his mind, especially about something like this."

"Then there's nothing left but to sleep. My brain cells are all dead now. Let's discuss it again tomorrow after they've grown back."

Lying on his side on the sofa, propping his chin on his hand, Ye Yu yawned lazily, looking like he was about to fall asleep.

Lelia was dumbfounded. She didn't realize that she had overlooked the most important issue until she saw Ye Yu about to fall asleep. With an inexplicable expression on her face, she looked at the young man feigning sleep on the sofa and asked.

"So… why are you sleeping in my room?"