(Uru - Blue Farmer)

Originally, I intended to let Miss President just apologize casually and be done with it, but because it felt a little too boring, I decided to add a game called "Er Kou Jia" (lit. second-hand price), but I didn't expect Miss President to take this game seriously. I was also drawn into the game. However, since I had already promised Berany, no matter the outcome of this game, I would stay at Casa do Penedo.

"Well then, what is your second bid? Your time is running out," I asked her.

The failure of the first bid seemed to have greatly affected President Ehade, but in order to respect the essence of this gambling game, I confidently urged Miss President to make a decision quickly, hoping that the urgency would lead her to make more wrong decisions, thus increasing the likelihood that she would overestimate my target price.

However, things didn't go as I imagined...

"Indeed, Little Blue, you're right," President Ehade said.

With only five minutes left, President Ehade slowly raised her head, as if she had already won this gamble. She regained her confidence and said, "The second bid cannot be just thirty gold. You are really worth more, so much more that even the entire funds of Casa do Penedo cannot fully control. Therefore, I thought of another way."

Then, I suddenly had a flash before my eyes. She gave me a pat on the table with one hand and stared into my eyes, smiling, as if she were a male protagonist, and asked, "What do you think if I give you one-fifth of Casa do Penedo? You can stay and manage your own assets."

"I...I...I..." I stammered.

Facing the charming appearance of this close-up beauty, my innocent system suddenly crashed. Even the temperature control elements of the whole body went out of control, making me blush and become incoherent. "I...I've only known you, Miss President, for less than a week. Isn't it a bit too fast for you to give me your family property?"

"It's not too fast! I really can't be without you! Little Blue!"

At that moment, she firmly held my hands, as if they were treasures, and listened to her sincere and eager words. I immediately realized that I had lost the ability to resist. The whole bidding game was no match for the rule-breaking tactics of this woman in front of me...

Seducing someone is really shameful!

And what's even more shameful is that this useless uncle is clearly falling for it.

"Uh..."

I responded with a barely audible voice, nodded slightly, and agreed to her request.

She immediately displayed a radiant smile like a man who has successfully proposed, happily hugged me like a child, and started playing the game of spinning around that could instantly kill single dogs, right in front of everyone. I could only feel embarrassed and buried my face in her shoulder, not daring to lift my head. It was really too embarrassing...

I'm clearly the male protagonist here!

Why is my role now completely that of a uke (bottom in a gay relationship)?

There must be some misunderstanding!

No, it must be because of the age!

But...

"Miss President's chest is really soft and big..."

"And the smell of her hair is so good, what brand of shampoo does she use?"

Sadly and regretfully, in the face of unprecedented benefits, that so-called male pride doesn't seem to be worth much. However, under the influence of the little remaining moral sense, I still struggle to break free from President Ehade's embrace, put on a serious look, and say the final act of modesty, "Don't get too excited! Before we sign the contract, I am not yet your employee."

"Yes, of course. Let's quickly sign the contract then!" President Ehade touched my head and laughed.

Sadly, after the nonsense just now, I clearly have lost all my dignity. Not only President Ehade, who has always treated me like a child, but even Berany's calm gaze now seems to have a subtle smile. Oh! My goodness, even if my body is a bit childish now, I really don't want to be seen by the world as a professional kawaii seller!"Damn it, professionalism! Uru, you must show your professional marketing skills!"

In order to salvage my image, to prevent cute and childish from becoming my professional identity forever, I seized a foot-long white paper, a three-inch feather pen, and five taels of ink. With great concentration, I fervently wrote more than two thousand characters.

"Done, can you guys take a look at this?" I checked the whole document twice, confident that there were no mistakes or omissions. I proudly slammed the contract on the table. President Aihad and senior Berany both lowered their heads and carefully read it. After half a minute, President Aihad raised her head.

"Oh, meticulous just like the proposal. Well done!" she praised.

I raised my chin proudly in response.

Suddenly, the poker-faced girl offered her opinion, "But the font is really ugly..."

Ping pong!

Their contradictory criticisms were like fire and ice, causing my fragile heart to shatter. It seemed that they didn't want to let me off easily, an otherworldly person. They continued to attack without mercy.

At that moment, President Aihad agreed with Berany, "Little Blue's font is indeed a bit apologetic. To make it easier to recognize in the future, Berany, could you copy the content in a neater handwriting?"

"Sure, I can do that. After all, my handwriting is ugly..."

After obtaining my resentful consent, Berany wasted no time and immediately picked up her pen. From her posture holding the feather pen, I could vividly see where I fell short. To put it simply, she was the talented lady from the refined literary family, while I was a naughty kid scribbling on the wall with crayons. The former was elegant and beautiful, while the latter...

Innocently adorable?

I really didn't want to use that term to describe myself, but I couldn't think of any other positive words.

Being directly criticized as having ugly handwriting, I was initially a little unhappy. However, when I actually saw Berany's handwriting, I could only admit defeat. Since it was a formal document, she didn't personalize her font, but instead wrote it neatly and cleanly, filling the entire page. Even without any guide lines, the entire article looked as organized as if it had been typed on a computer. This was not a skill that could be achieved through practice, but a natural talent.

"It's so beautiful, it could be used as a decoration at home..." I genuinely expressed my appreciation.

President Aihad placed her hands on her waist, pride filling her face, "Hmph, that's only natural. My sister's handwriting is famous for being beautiful. Like the menu of Casa do Penedo, most of it was written by her."

"Oh, impressive." I intentionally used exaggerated tone to show admiration.

"Hehe, don't you know who her sister is?"

President Aihad covered her mouth like a conspirator and whispered, "Since you're about to become a core member of Casa do Penedo, I'll tell you a secret today!"

"What secret?" I became very curious.

President Aihad winked mischievously at Berany and said, "Actually, my dear sister cares a lot about how others perceive her handwriting. If you happen to ask her to write a few pieces of calligraphy or paintings, she would be silent and happy for the whole day!"

There are always some people in the world who are constantly seeking trouble.

And our president Aihad is the embodiment of the principle of seeking trouble with her entire life dedicated to it. Just as I finished listening to her words, Berany's hand suddenly held a steel gauntlet gleaming with a cold light. Then, with a loud bang, a golden-haired figure was sent flying like a cannonball...

【Critical hit! HP-520!】

I sneakily glanced at my team lineup and saw that my captain, Menger, only had one-fifth of her health remaining.

Then, Berany "calmly" looked at me and then glanced at the contract on the table.

"Senior Berany, I will rely on you in the days to come!"With a ninety-degree bow, I quickly signed my name on the contract, showing my respect. Then, the voice of Miss System rang in my ears once again, saying, "Congratulations to the player for obtaining a one-fifth share of Casa do Penedo and becoming one of the major shareholders!"

"Hidden condition triggered, activating the second occupation: apprentice guild manager!"

"Occupation requirements met! Officially opening the adventurer guild management interface!"

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