Title: Chronicle of an Otherworldly Food Journey
Record Date: Day Ninety
【Oatmeal Porridge】
Description: Steaming coffee-colored thick liquid with a generous amount of oat grains, emitting a natural aroma of grains, awakening the taste buds that have just woken up in the morning. Scooping some with a flat spoon and putting it into my mouth, the strong chewing sensation makes it impossible to stop. The abundant intake of starch and vitamins ensures a vigorous morning.
Medusa's Comment: Not tasty.
My Comment: Too hard, oats are just a Western version of millet!
【Naweidum】
Description: The reddish-brown transparent liquid represents depth and connotation. Naweidum brewed in wooden barrels ensures the most authentic taste. With low alcohol content, the wonderful richness and slight spiciness in the mouth are like the simplicity and enthusiasm of the people in Night Fall Town. Combined with the endless aftertaste of sweetness, Naweidum has become the iconic beverage representing this small town.
Medusa's Comment: Hehe.
My Comment: Would you dare to give me a case of old Snowflake beer? I guarantee none of you can outdrink me!
【Grilled Giraffe Meat】
Description: Taking the prime meat from the giraffe's back and roasting it on a giant sword with a hundred years of history, garnished with salt and various spices, the entire human civilization of the other world seems to be melted into this piece of meat. Between the lingering taste, the majestic Mountain Dotch and the vast southern plains emerge in the mouth. The high-quality protein provides the most direct source of energy.
Medusa's Comment: Very delicious.
My Comment: It's edible, but what the hell are Mountain Dotch and the southern plains popping up in my mouth?
【Naked Wheat Bread】
Description: Not only in Night Fall Town, but also the most common staple food in the whole world. Under the guidance of the windmill stone mill, the finest grains from the southern plains turn into naked wheat bread, a product of love from the primitive stone oven. The rough surface is rich in various nutrients. When tearing apart the heavy bread, one can feel the sincerity. Consuming a large piece of naked wheat bread is enough to sustain a soldier's forced march for a whole day, and it can be stored for a long time.
Medusa's Comment: Refuse to eat. (Unless I make it for her in various ways)
My Comment: It's barely edible when it's cooked until soft.
【Honey-Glazed Lamb Ribs】
Description: Originating from the Night Fall Town bar, this classic dish has become one of the most delicious foods in Night Fall Town through many improvements by legendary figures such as Simmon and Wolfrang. Crispy and tender grilled lamb ribs, garnished with melted honey, even the cockroaches hiding in the corner can smell the enticing aroma. The hearty lamb ribs and the warm and sweet liquid make the knife and fork dance a delightful waltz, all you have to do is open your mouth and chew.
Medusa's Comment: Darling, you eat it. Ah...
My Comment: Eighteen coins for a plate of lamb ribs? Can I call the Consumer Association? And dear, can we switch to another dish?
【Groundhog Jerky】
Description: In the land of the southern plains, there is a agile groundhog that burrows and feeds on the roots of plants. The hardworking and brave people of Night Fall Town have found a way to use this agricultural pest. Shaved groundhog meat, aided by the monsoon, turns into a chewy jerky, served in a small dish along with a large glass of dark beer, it can pass the time during any boring moment.
Medusa's Comment: Ptui.
My Comment: Fuck, ptui.
【Vegetable Mushroom Cheese Soup】
Description: Selecting fresh vegetables that collected morning dew from the Night Fall Town vegetable garden, combined with wild mushrooms and a large amount of handmade sheep milk cheese during the simmering process. The milky white liquid wrapped around the most nutritious vegetables, creating a simple and homey Vegetable Mushroom Cheese Soup. Don't hesitate, start eating now, this is the most balanced meal in Night Fall Town.
Medusa's Comment: Um...um... It's acceptable, go ahead and eat?
My Comment: It's edible, but it's really disgusting.
【Pickled Wild Vegetables】
Description: This is nature's gift to the people of Night Fall Town. Wild vegetables picked from an unknown location and preserved using an unknown method, the magical chemical reaction transforms these inconspicuous vegetables into... I can't come up with anything more!Medusa's comment: Absolutely not edible.
The comment from the big sheep: Baa~ Baa... Ugh... Baa...
My comment: Is this even meant for humans to eat?! Even the big sheep vomited!
Further information about other foods will be added later...