Date: January 14th, Year 37 of the New Kingdom Calendar

Location: Night Fall Town Bar, ground floor lobby

Raul: Ahh, finally the snow has stopped. If it didn't, I would've turned into a sheep.

Simmon: What's wrong, Raul my friend?

Raul: I've been eating lamb meat all winter!

Simmon: Hehe, I've been eating pickled vegetables all winter.

Raul: ... Can we make some oatmeal porridge?

Simmon: Even the landowners don't have any food left.

Medusa: Honey, is eating the only thing you know?

Raul: Are you seriously saying that to me?

Medusa: I wouldn't be in this situation if it weren't for you. Now I have to eat every day.

Raul: Come on, eating every day is normal. Who doesn't eat every day?

Medusa: What did you say?

Raul: Oh, right, I forgot. You're not human.

Medusa: Say that again?

Raul: Honey, I'm sorry, ah, ah, please don't twist my ear with your little snakes...

Wolfrang: Oh, I didn't expect Mr. Raul to be such a henpecked husband~

Raul: You don't understand. This is what they call love through fighting.

Wolfrang: I also want to "love" you a bit.

Raul: Big brother, I'm not interested in wolves. Besides, with those big paws of yours, you might accidentally love me to death, right?

Wolfrang: Come on, we're buddies. Don't be so distant.

Raul: Damn, don't touch me! I treat you as a brother and you want to do me. Honey, help!

Medusa: Honey, what did you say? The wind is too strong, I can't hear you~

...

Leya: Wolfrang, I never thought you were this kind of person.

Wolfrang: Leya, let me explain.

Leya: What's there to explain? Your claws are on someone else's neck.

Park: Wolfrang, as the strongest and most upright monster in Night Fall Town, how can you have such a preference? What are us humans supposed to think?

Wolfrang: Cough, actually, my heart already belongs to someone~

Raul: Huh? This is the first time I'm hearing about this. Who is it?

Park: Yeah, who is it?

Simmon: Wolfrang, it's been so long, just tell us if you have someone you like. We're all adults here, and this old man might even be able to help you out.

Wolfrang: Cough, it's not really anyone...

Raul: Wolfrang, did you secretly glance at Leya just now?

Park: Oh oh, it looked like you did glance at her.

Wolfrang: No, why would I like Leya? That's impossible, impossible.

Leya: Y-yes, why would he like me?

Medusa: Miss Leya, I didn't know succubi could blush. We Medusas don't blush, you know.

Leya: Ah!

Simmon: Miss Leya, I never would've thought you liked this type...

Leya: Don't misunderstand, it's because it's so hot in here!

Wolfrang: Everyone, let's not discuss me and Leya anymore. You're all familiar with us two. If I ever truly fall in love with Miss Leya, I will definitely tell everyone. Instead, shouldn't we ask how Mr. and Mrs. Raul got together?

Raul: He's diverting the topic.

Medusa: Go ahead, ask us~

Simmon: Then, as one of the owners of Night Fall Town Bar, I want to ask how you two met.

Raul: We met... in a pitch-black hole.

Medusa: We met on a sunny afternoon~

Wolfrang: Uh... so, who pursued whom?

Raul: Of course, she pursued me.

Medusa: No, no, he pursued me first.

Raul: But you kissed me first.Medusa: You were the one who started it first.

Raul: Uh, sweetheart, can't we avoid domestic violence in front of so many people?

Medusa: Honey~ didn't you say that hitting is loving and cursing is caring?

Park: Alright, let's calm down for a moment. What we mean is, um, who fell in love first?

Raul: Well... I believe it was me who fell in love with her first. I'm a firm believer in love at first sight.

Medusa: No, it was me who fell in love with him first~

Raul: Just kidding, when you were shooting arrows, I was captivated by your strong and fearless nature!

Medusa: Stop joking, when I helped you put on the shackles, my heart was already racing like a deer in love!

Crowd: Arrows? Shackles? Are they into BDSM?

Raul: That's nonsense. When we played with lighters together, my heart was already in your hands.

Medusa: Oh come on, when you were about to light up the cave, I wished I could wrap my tail around you.

Crowd: Lighters? Tails? This couple has some interesting tastes.

Raul: Sweetheart, I'm definitely ahead of you. Do you remember the first time we met face to face? Your face stuck in my mind, and you were in my dreams every day.

Medusa: Honey, don't argue with me. Do you remember when you crawled over to drink water? Every movement of yours tugged at my heartstrings, and once I realized it, I couldn't live without you.

Crowd: Face to face? Drinking water? What are these two talking about?

Raul: Sweetheart, when you dragged me out of the cave, I fell deeply in love. Every inch of your skin, every scale of yours, shines like stars. I want to have everything with you, and I want to hold you in my arms and kiss you, I want to...

Medusa: ...

Crowd: ...

Raul: I didn't say anything just now, right? Right?

Medusa: Honey, you're stepping on my tail.

...

Park: I think it's better if the two of you answer separately.

Simmon: Makes sense, Mr. Raul and I will go upstairs. Let the monsters ask the monsters, and the humans ask the humans.

Wolfrang: Alright, Leya and I will talk to Mrs. Raul, you guys go upstairs.

Raul: Wolfrang, let me make it clear, if my wife's snake is missing when I come back, you're done for.

Wolfrang: Big brother, can we stop talking about the snake?

[Second-floor parlor - for humans]

Park: Mr. Raul, may I ask how well your wife can hear?

Raul: Very well, why?

Simmon: Our house has poor sound insulation...

Raul: No problem, go ahead and ask.

Simmon: So, to the point, how did you fall in love with your wife? I mean, your different species...

Raul: Do I need a reason not to love her?

Simmon: You're just an oddball, aren't you?

Raul: So what if I'm an oddball? If you don't like it, find yourself a monster wife too!

Simmon, Park: Alright, you win. We've never seen such shamelessness before.

[First-floor lobby - for monsters]

Wolfrang: So, Mrs. Raul...

Medusa: Instead of my situation, I'm more interested in how you two met?

Leya: Huh?

Wolfrang: What? We, we are...

Medusa: We all know our Medusa's nature. But the story of a werewolf and a succubus meeting, even I'm curious~

Leya: Um... How should I put it?

(Raul: Honey, that was a beautiful roundhouse kick! Good job!)

[Second-floor parlor - for humans]

Park: Mr. Raul, may I ask what you like most about your wife?

Raul: I like everything about her.

Park: Can you give an example?Raul: Busty.

Park: Suffocating fish?

Simmon: Park, you're not good at telling jokes...

[Ground floor lobby - monster gathering]

Medusa: It seems like the encounter between you two is so romantic~

Wolfrang: Well, I guess so.

Leya: Actually, this is fate.

Medusa: So, Mr. Wolfrang, what do you like most about Leya?

Wolfrang: Huh? What do I like about her...

Leya: Don't say random things!

Wolfrang: She's beautiful, elegant, knowledgeable in magic, can fly, and has a great figure...

Medusa: Oh, so it's the big chest?

Leya: Really? Is it like that, Wolfrang...

Wolfrang: Uh, can I go upstairs?

Medusa: Who is Tower?

[Second floor reception room - human gathering]

Raul: You two, after all these questions, are you satisfied?

Simmon: Mr. Raul, one last question, the last one.

Park: The last one, how does it feel to mate with a monster?

Raul: I answered this question before, didn't I?

Park, Simmon: We want to hear the details.

Raul: You want to hear the details?

Park: Yes, yes.

Raul: Then we need to start with the tail...

[Ground floor lobby - monster gathering]

Wolfrang: Actually, we have always had a good relationship, but it's just not noticeable to others.

Leya: Yes, that suit, I made it for him.

Wolfrang: Speaking of which, we have known each other for twenty years.

Leya: Yes, I really miss the past.

Wolfrang: Your dress back then was very beautiful, why don't you wear it anymore?

Leya: Ah, well... it's for important occasions.

Medusa: Like on your wedding day?

Leya, Wolfrang: What?

Medusa: Oh, by the way, when do you two plan to get engaged?

...

"Mr. Raul, sorry, it's our fault, we didn't expect... we didn't expect mating with monsters to be so terrifying..."

"Sorry, Mr. Raul, it was our mistake, we shouldn't have asked such a question..."

"Oh, it's okay, as long as you know."

Simmon and Park apologized while covering their faces, presumably they heard something very terrifying.

"Wife, how did the conversation go?"

"Ah, husband, I almost got them engaged."

"Well done~"

Leya and Wolfrang sat in an eight-shape, not saying a word. It's funny to see werewolves get shy.

Hmph, trying to compete with us, the two of them are a hundred years too early~