【If this is a harem world....】

The first ray of sunlight in the early morning woke me up from my bed. Both of my arms were being pinned down by two girls, and this was the first time I had ever experienced such a thing. It's hard for me to express how uncomfortable it was, but it definitely felt like being suffocated.

Looking to the left, there was a girl with snake hair. Looking to the right, there was a blonde girl. So my first reaction was that I must be dreaming.

Of course, it's also possible that I have become the protagonist of a harem manga, because I have seen similar plots before.

Panic set in as expected, as I realized I woke up late today and had a lot of things to do.

"Is anyone there?"

I shouted, but there was no response.

"Is anyone here?"

I tried again, this time raising my voice.

This time, I got a response, and it was definitely a good thing. The smell of bread wafted into my nose, accompanied by the soft and charming voice of a woman that made my heart pound.

"Wake up quickly, breakfast will be cold~"

Then I saw Leya wearing a naked apron...

"I've lived for over twenty years, what kind of sins have I committed to have a succubus prepare breakfast for me."

I struggled to sit up, sighed, and really wanted to smoke a cigarette. Then Leya handed me a cigarette and lit it for me.

This service is too thoughtful... no, wait, what's with the naked apron?

Stay calm, Raul, you need to stay calm and think about what has happened recently.

Then, the four women on the bed woke up. I recognized them, they were Sasha, Evelyne, the vampire, and Alisa...

As for my reaction - "I swear, I have no idea what happened last night!" - those spineless words blurted out of my mouth without hesitation.

"Raul~ What are you saying~"

"Raul~ Why aren't you waking us up~"

"Raul......"

Looking down at the white sheets, there were four big girls who weren't wearing any clothes.

Um, no, I mean, they really weren't wearing anything.

I didn't say a word and pinched my thigh silently.

They were chattering away, nothing close to quiet.

"Wife, what's going on?"

"Wife? What are you talking about?"

Sasha tilted her head, put her index finger on her chin, in a standard cute and dumb posture.

"Alisa, weren't you dead?"

"No, Raul, you saved me..."

Alisa covered herself with the sheets, blushing. But I buried you with my own hands!

"Sister Vampire, weren't you living underground just fine? How did you come out?"

"Because you called me and said, 'Please face the sun with me...'"

So the vampire has a tsundere side? When did I say such stupid words to you?

"Evelyne, what's going on? Weren't you in the witch's house?"

"That day when you passed by and helped us fix the house, then you fell in love with me..."

Damn it, can I even fix a house? Am I the kind of person who would fall in love just passing by?

"And then? And then you all slept with me?"

"Yes~"

"This house? Don't tell me I built it."

"Yes~"

"Um... okay."

"Raul, let me feed you."

"No, I should do it."

"It's my turn today!"

Seeing a room full of women competing to feed me, I was about to lose it.

Five hands holding spoons and pieces of bread were coming towards my mouth...

I might really be having a nightmare that's hard to wake up from.

As I was apathetically dismissing them, I noticed Alisa was wearing a Japanese high school sailor uniform.

"Al... Alisa, what are you doing?"

"Me? Going to school, I'll be late."

...

What the hell, why go to school, and what's with the sailor uniform?

Something must've gone wrong.

"Alisa, how old are you today?"

"Twenty years old, what's wrong?"

The twenty-year-old girl blushed and smiled shyly, adjusting the ribbon on her chest.

"You're still in high school at the age of twenty?"

"Yeah, that's the setting."

Setting? This setting is too ridiculous. Is it cute to repeat high school for two years when you're twenty?

"Raul, I, I have two movie tickets. It's, it's not because I want to go with you!"

The tsundere vampire held two movie tickets, twisted her head and said.

"Movie? There are movies in this world? Are you starring in them?"

"Raul, you idiot!"

Can you speak human language? Fuck you, you're the idiot, your whole family is idiots!

"Raul, didn't you promise to go to the aquarium with me last time..."

This time it was the slightly shy soft girl Evelyne, touching her index fingers together.

"An aquarium? Aqua-rium? Are you stupid?"

"Hmph, I'm not telling you anymore~"

Fuck the aquarium, I've been here for over a year and haven't even seen a fish. What's in the aquarium? Probably just Evelyne soaking in the water?

"Raul, when are you going to buy the necklace I asked for?"

Leya is a practical person, but I never promised to buy her a necklace.

"Um, I'll buy it tomorrow..."

"You said the same thing yesterday..."

Leya pouted. Well, I inexplicably owe Wolfrang's wife a necklace.

"Husband, I'm hungry."

...

Thank goodness, my wife is still normal. It's really not easy to find a normal person at a critical moment! And it has to be my wife!

"Tell me, what do you want to eat. I'll buy it for you, my dear husband!"

"I want to eat... takoyaki, tamagoyaki, candied apple, ramen, cola cake, tempura, miso soup, oden..."

I'm sorry, wife, everything you mentioned can be found here. No matter how much it costs, I will buy it for you to eat.

While listening to my wife list the dishes in the anime, I despairingly lay back on the bed. This must be a dream.

And then I found Osmanthus. The green transparent substance rapidly spread on the bed sheet and turned into the shape of a girl. It stuck to me, and I quickly shook it off, trying to escape from this genderless monster's sexual harassment.

"Raul~ Wolfrang is here to see you~"

Hmm, this is Wolfrang's voice, but the werewolf made his voice thinner, which really gives people chills.

"Ah... Wolfrang, you..."

No, no, no, this is definitely not Wolfrang. The werewolf, standing over two meters tall, powdered his face, touched his red lips, and bared his teeth while posing at the door...

Is it necessary to be so disgusting?

Finally, I rushed out of the room and escaped from the harem world without looking back.