Turning my head, I saw that a corner of the city wall had disappeared, replaced by a huge void.
Unlike the Kim cannon, the magic cannon is environmentally friendly.
How is it environmentally friendly? Well, unlike the scene with the Kim cannon where stones and dust fly everywhere when fired, the magic cannon fires, shakes, and makes a sound, and then the object it hits just disappears as if it never existed in the first place.
At most, it might shake off some dust, making cleaning much easier.
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Convenient my foot! Help!
Stunned in place, I was speechless for a while. Because, it seemed like my jaw had dropped to the ground and I had to pick it up first.
How could someone just greet you with a strategic magic cannon without another word? How rude and barbaric are these guys?
Not to mention modern wars between corresponding nations, even in ancient times when the magical beings and humans were fighting for their lives, no one would just take out a cannon without saying anything, right? Fine, take it out, but don't fire it! If you're going to fire it, fine, but don't shoot a hole in someone's city wall!
I turned to look at my two maids. I noticed that they weren't as shocked as I was and remained calm. They seemed to be trying to tie a white cloth to a pole.
Huh? What are they trying to do?
Forget it, I'll ask later. It's not the time to observe their reactions now.
During my panic, there was also new commotion at the Sea God's Temple. Centered around the magic cannon, a large black magic circle appeared in the open space in front of the main entrance of the Sea God's Temple.
It seems that this magic cannon is not the type that can continuously fire in a short period of time. The interval between attacks requires a lot of time to charge.
I temporarily breathed a sigh of relief and wiped the sweat off my forehead.
And at that moment, the first hero finally emerged from the Sea God's Temple.
He was a young man who appeared quite tall, probably taller than the average person by a couple of heads, from my estimate. Dark skin, shiny bald head. It was autumn, yet he dressed quite comfortably, with almost nothing on his upper body, just two gray straps hanging over his shoulders, and very short shorts on his lower body.
Contrasting against his black skin, his teeth appeared particularly white. Although his features were angular and he had a somewhat handsome look, there was something off about him.
What exactly was off?
Oh!
I suddenly realized.
It's his sexual orientation that's off, no matter how you look at this black-skinned young man, he seems like someone who has lost his way by a few thousand kilometers on the road of life and only likes men.
I saw this lost youth scratching his bald head in confusion, looking at the magic cannon in front of him with a puzzled expression, occasionally kicking it with his foot or fiddling with it with his hand.
Seeing his perplexed expression and somewhat bewildered actions, I immediately understood.
That unreasonable magic cannon earlier should have been fired accidentally. They were originally supposed to push the magic cannon out first and use it as a reliance, and then they would be more confident when they called for a fight. But during the pushing stage, the magic cannon accidentally fired.
That's what I was saying. Our relationship with the Holy Empire of Comia is very good. How could their heroes be so rough?
Whether it was the team emblem flag blown away three days ago or this magic cannon accidentally going off, the followers of the Sea God are complete idiots, can they really challenge me, the Sea King, with their intelligence?
And fortunately, that cannon was aimed at us. If it had gone off accidentally inside the Sea God's Temple, wouldn't it have blown up the entire temple?
The black-skinned youth hugged his chest, looking extremely puzzled and lost.
Next, a girl who walked out of the Sea God's Temple seemed to confirm my earlier speculation.
She was a girl with fiery red hair, apart from her naturally scattered hair, she also had two very long braids that reached her calves. Dressed in the official Comia knight uniform, she had an excessively luxurious double-edged short sword at her waist.
Although she wore platform shoes, the girl still couldn't hide the fact that she was a bit short, especially when compared to the black-skinned youth beside her, she looked more like a child throwing a tantrum.
Hmm... in terms of how well it matches the maid outfit, it's between a slug girl and a half-Eldew, quite a high value indeed, about the level that wouldn't make parents feel strange when they see the maid headband and knee-high socks that came with the birth.The redhead girl looks like she's erupting in anger, her face filled with fury. However, because her red hair represents wildness and passion, even with an angry expression, she still looks quite cute.
It's more appropriate to say that she's raging like thunder instead of simply saying that she's angry, as she's now reached the level of stomping and waving her hands around frantically. One hand is swinging up and down vigorously, while the other points directly at the black-skinned young man's nose. The girl's mouth is moving at a high frequency, and it's hard to tell how many sentences she can say in a single second.
The black-skinned young man wears a face full of apology, bowing his head and bending his body almost ninety degrees. He awkwardly rubs his bald head, enduring the girl's saliva flying in his face.
It seems like this guy is also receiving quite the scolding. I can only sincerely say, well done with the scolding. Please scold him some more. Although the black-skinned young man seems to have a slightly reddened face, giving off an appearance of enjoyment, please scold him properly when it's necessary!
Because of his meddling and clumsy behavior, the most influential member of the Holy Empire of Komia, Lord Camey, has experienced quite a fright. As compensation, that black-skinned man should be stuffed into a cannon barrel and shot out.
The girl becomes even more agitated as she points at the huge hole in the city wall.
Meanwhile, my heart feels like the earth being gently touched by the spring breeze, warm and slightly itchy. In my mind, I keep cheering the girl on, hoping she can scold that big fool until he cries.
At that moment, the girl points her finger in my direction.
Huh? She's just lamenting about the misfire of a magic cannon. Why is she pointing at me?
Although the distance between the Temple of the Sea God and me standing on the tower of the city wall is great, I strain my ears and manage to catch a few words. And even if I didn't hear anything at all, relying on my excellent guessing and lip-reading skills, I can probably understand what the girl is trying to convey.
"Fool, who allowed you to waste precious magical energy on meaningless intimidation shots? If you want to shoot, don't aim at the boring city wall, just blast that fish-eyed guy standing there!"
The redhead girl shouts in anger.
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So, you're actually the most warlike one after all!