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The strange sound echoed, creating a continuous echo in the enclosed room;

Legends often record stories about fairies, they may come from the forest, from someone's home, but it is unheard of for them to appear in the toilet;

Wang Xiaole firmly held on to his skeptical beliefs, negating anything unscientific or mysterious;

Unlike some people who would quickly walk away upon hearing a sound, he curiously sought out the source.

"It's up here, up here!"

Following the sound and looking towards the ventilation opening, a not so intelligent looking goddess could be seen, struggling desperately with her limbs.

Half of her body hung in the air, while the other half was stuck in the connection to the outside world of the ventilation opening;

It didn't take much to figure out:

She intended to crawl in from there, but her own body size got her stuck instead;

Strangely, Freya wasn't at all obese, the hills on top weren't small but not too big either, and her hips couldn't be described as giving birth.

"How on earth did you get stuck?"

"Wu wu wu wu wu wu wu wu."

With teary eyes and puffed up cheeks;

Those who have raised hamsters can easily imagine Freya's current appearance.

"I wouldn't have gotten stuck originally, but while following your scent and finding my way here..."

"That's called infiltrating! In the core palace of a country, it's not called lax security when a mysterious goddess like you breaks in using the vocabulary of my world."

"Nevermind whether it's infiltrating or sneaking in, the important thing is that while on my way here, I met a very polite child;

Although she is not a follower of the love god (Freya's title in the god realm), she recognized me on the street at a glance and treated me to a feast in the church."

"So your belly got full and now you're stuck?"

"Mhmm mhmm mhmm uh mhmm!"

Freya nodded her head like a little chicken pecking at grains, pouting and looking more pitiful;

The boy across from her, who had turned into a girl, didn't know what to say to her.

All Wang Xiaole could do was clap his hands, glad that Freya had made her first friend on Earth, then put on his dress and silently turned around to prepare to leave, his attitude resolute.

"Today is a day worth celebrating, wait here, I'll go to the next town to buy half-priced potato chips and come back..."

"Don't use a fake joyful atmosphere to cover up the important matter of 'saving a god'! I came to the mortal realm and ended up like this, you should take at least 99% of the responsibility."

The so-called girls are the type of people you really shouldn't mess with.

Once you take something away from them (even if it's not their heart), they will definitely chase you to the ends of the earth, usually taking interest with the principal;

Before she truly latched on, Wang Xiaole decided to leave as quickly as possible, and his footsteps quickened.

"Hold on, don't leave, I just overheard your self-talk outside the window; do you want to restore your original body? I have a way!"

Saying the right thing is often more effective than being cute a thousand times;

Freya seemed to have mastered the skill of speaking.

The evidence was that Wang Xiaole, who didn't want to have anything to do with her, was now forced to stop in his tracks.

"Is it...really possible?"

Like seeing the shadow of an oasis in the desert from afar, all the nerves in Wang Xiaole's brain tightened, and the voice that came out of his mouth became slightly hoarse:

"You say you have a way, but are you just fabricating lies to deceive me and get out of being stuck?"

"It's true, do you think changing genders is difficult for gods? Although I have indeed lost most of my powers because of you, it doesn't mean there's no way out."

"I hope you're not just talking nonsense!"

The wings behind him, which served as magical props, extended and fluttered a few times, lifting Wang Xiaole into mid-air;

He bent down, stretched out his hands, and struggled to hold Freya's slender waist, and with his own "one, two, three" count, began to forcefully pull her body.

"Ouch ouch ouch ouch ouch, can you be a little more gentle? I'm not made of stone. If it's not working, just tear down the entire wall!"

"If solving the problem by destroying the wall was possible, then it would be simple, but now we can't attract the guards, and besides, it's your fault for getting stuck so tightly..."

Wang Xiaole remembered a nursery rhyme he used to sing when he was a child, so he hummed the tune in his mind to make himself forget the fact that he was unable to move. He gradually exerted force unconsciously.

"One, two, three, pull out the radish; one, two, three, pull out the radish."

"Let me correct what you just said. Why is the goddess in your heart treated the same as a radish?"

"Don't say that, that's not what I mean... How can I compare you to a radish? At least a radish can fill my stomach."

Feeling indignant about her position being beneath a radish, Freya struggled more and more intensely. Thanks to her tantrums and protests, it indirectly increased the strength used for pulling and dragging with both hands.

After the final shout, with a "plop" sound, her slender figure clashed with Wang Xiaole's belly, causing him to fall to the ground!

Indeed, a girl's body is softer than a boy's;

Freya felt no pain at all after landing, but whether the person she collided with, who had his back against the floor, thought the same remains to be seen.