--The dark little room--
--The window only opened a small slit --
--The oppressive atmosphere that made the air freeze --
--The face of a sinister, gray guard--
"This scene is so familiar ......"
Emile bit her finger and looked around the room.
"Hmm! It's exactly the same as the place we came at the first day!"
"Mmmmmm, and this guy looks familiar too! Do you have any siblings who look a lot like you?"
"......"
The interrogating guard glanced at Emile and me with a "Are you kidding me?" look, and then sighed quietly.
"So what, what's wrong this time?"
"Wow! So, you are that person!"
"So this is where we came last time!"
"Well, what a coincidence!"
"Yeah, what a coincidence."
The guard began to consider whether to slap the table or not.
"Ahem, just kidding," I said with folded hands and sincere eyes, looking at him with 120% sincerity, "it's really not us this time."
"So, you admit that it was your problem last time?"
"No, no, no," I patted Emile's head, "that time it was her problem, not 'our' problem."
Emile stared at me.
The guard waved his hand and leaned back in the chair behind him -
"The past is the past, what are you guys doing this time?"
"To see the scenery."
I answered with a straight face before Emile opened her mouth.
"......" The corners of the guard's mouth twitched twice before pointing to the window, "You're going to see the rain outside?"
"...... chit."
"What! What's that look in your eyes! Very disappointed! Disappointed in the fact that I'm not a retard! That said, are you actually expecting this kind of reason to fool people!?"
His hand aimed at the table, then stopped in the air and shook twice, and finally did not slap on it.
"...... hey." ╮(╯▽╰)╭
Emile put her hand on my shoulder and sighed in a pretentious manner.
--Then make it up yourself!
I glared at her.
I'll do it, I'll do it.
She gave me a confident look, then stood up, pulled down the brim of her high hat, and spoke condescendingly.
"-Ha, it's amazing that you don't understand something so easy."
"Ha......?"
"-We, as the world-famous ignition team, are of course going to do what we have to do."
......
Ha! When was this set up! So you're not kidding? Are we really going to be called that?
"What you're supposed to do?"
The guard pressed his temples in confusion, pondering the odd name of "Ignition Team".
"Idiot, of course, is to find place where it is better to start the fire!
Emile's body shifted, and in the next second, she suddenly appeared behind the guard.
"Yah!?"
The guard who was suddenly slapped on the back shivered and let out a girlish shriek.
"So what, we really didn't do this, so you can let us out, right?"
"...... Well," the guard pretended to wipe his mouth to cover up he lost his temper before, "Well, understandable, then you guys can...... wait! It is also against the law to set fire, right! Rather, you guys are more threatening than the guy destroying the city walls!?"
"......"
Emile spat viciously at the ground with angry eyes.
"What the heck! What's that look in your eyes! Are you disappointed! Disappointed that I'm not a retard! You are so outrageous in declaring crimes to law enforcers!
The guard's hanging hand finally slapped down fiercely. I noticed that his hand trembled twice.
"Does that ...... hurt?"
"Well, it hurts."
"It will be better to scald it with hot water."
"Ah! Really! Thank you ...... no! Stop getting close! I'm interrogating you now! Now start recording-"
He straightened down his clothes and let Emile sat back down next to me, ready to start recording-
"Cap!"
A shout came from the door.
"Go to hell! How many times do you have to interrupt me! "
"That ...... someone is coming."
"Even the ghost comes, I don't see him either! Stop it! I have to interrogate them today!......"
-- Just then, a serious man aura broke in.
"Avata, team leader of the 3rd Guards Regiment."
"Why are you calling my name! You're not allowed to enter!"
After seeing the visitor, Avata was mute.
"Noi...... Chief Noiad ......"