"Good morning, you perverted idiot and pervert."

"Uh..."

"What's wrong with you?"

"What are you saying... Is this my doorstep? Why are you here? Although we're dating and I feel like I'm winning at life, but..."

I pointed at Su Yuqian. "Why do you have a loli atmosphere and your language style is like someone else's!"

"You're only realizing that you're a lolicon now..." Su Yuqian smirked.

"A lolicon? Impossible... You must have mistaken something. Am I dreaming?"

"Ouch... Idiot!" I pinched Su Yuqian, seeing her skin turn red and her reaction to pain, I let out a sigh of relief. "So it's not a dream, just a false alarm."

"Idiot, You Jie!" Su Yuqian hit my head with her hand, feeling like my brain was occupied by pain.

"Was it necessary to be so heavy-handed?" I rubbed my head and complained.

"Idiot, can't you be gentle with me? I know... You pretended to be innocent before we started dating, and now that we've started, you want to get physical with me, don't you?" Su Yuqian pointed at her reddened skin that I pinched.

"It's not my fault... If it wasn't for you suddenly appearing in front of my door with that tone..."

I scratched my cheek.

"You really don't understand what I'm thinking," Su Yuqian muttered, turning her face away.

"What?"

"I didn't appear at your doorstep to surprise you, I didn't come to go to school with you, and I didn't come to make lunch for you with my own hands."

"That sounds like the truth."

"It's not..."

"I'm really touched, no, I'm super happy... Thank you, Yuqian," I said earnestly.

"Idiot... Why are you suddenly so serious?" Su Yuqian muttered.

"Yuqian, what did you cook? Can I see it now?" I couldn't wait to ask.

"Idiot... You're too impatient. Let's... Let's talk about it at lunchtime," Su Yuqian protected her school bag, and I assumed the lunch box was inside.

Although I really wanted to see what she made, considering Su Yuqian's almost zero cooking skills, I was curious about what kind of lunch box she could make.

I hope it's not just rice balls.

"Youjie gege..."

"Feiya..."

Oh no, I was so focused on chatting with Su Yuqian that I ignored Feiya beside me.

"I hate Youjie gege the most..." After saying that, Feiya ran away on her own.

"Feiya..." I wanted to call her back, but she had already disappeared around the corner.

"What did I do wrong..." I scratched my head, completely confused.

"To be honest, what did I see in you, idiot?" Su Yuqian sighed.

"Yuqian, what do you mean by that? Don't you think about how hard I worked to pursue you?"

"Yeah... Can we talk about it now, You Jie?"

Suddenly, my cheek felt warm and wet.

"Huh..."

"What's wrong, idiot?"

"Unbelievable..."

"What's so unbelievable..."

"Can we do that thing again just now?"

I calmly stared at Su Yuqian and said, but her reply was another hand chop.

I felt like I was in an upside-down world. Maybe the warm and wet feeling just now was an illusion.

In a daze, Su Yuqian and I arrived at school. It seemed that no one in the classroom knew that Su Yuqian and I had started dating, so some boys still flirted with her.

"Student Yuqian... I... I..."

With a bang, the boy who was confessing got punched by Su Yuqian.

"Scum, lowlife... You're a hundred years too early to confess to me."

"Ah... Sorry..." The boy ran away in tears.

I just covered my face and realized that I was quite lucky because I succeeded in capturing the heart of a blonde twin-tailed beauty. I was truly the winner in life.

Just when I was feeling pleased with myself,

"Jerry..."

"Huh?"

I was startled to find Zhiye sitting next to me, even though we had been desk mates before.

"Zhiye... I thought you went to Japan?"

"Does Jerry want me to go to Japan?"

Zhiye smiled and asked in return.

"Well... on Christmas night, didn't you say, 'I've decided to go to Japan'?"

"Really? My memory isn't very good..."

Zhiye chuckled awkwardly.

"That was just two days ago. Even if your memory is bad, you can't forget so quickly."

"I really forgot... Jerry..."

"You're too close..." Zhiye leaned over, her gorgeous face right in front of me. If I raised my head even slightly, we would touch.

"What are you doing? This is a study place."

I lowered my voice to remind her.

"Jerry, I can't give up on you... so before that... how about I give my body to you?"

"Hey hey hey... Zhiye, this is a study place. Doing this is against the rules. Besides, I said that we can't have a future together..."

"All of that doesn't matter anymore. What matters is that Jerry can only love me..."

"What?"

I was extremely surprised, and then I fell back from the force and ended up sitting on the ground.

"Are you okay, Jerry? It's all my fault for not paying attention..."

Zhiye reached out to try to help me... but Su Yuqian stormed over angrily.

"Zhiye, what do you want to do to my servant?!"

"Please leave Jerry. As the wife of Youtie, I'm more suitable."

"Huh?"

"Please leave Jerry..." Zhiye smiled and took out a folding knife.

"What's this joke? You busty yandere! Youtie... is my boyfriend..."

"Hey hey hey..." The classroom was filled with surprise voices.

"So, you flat-chested tsundere girl, what makes you so proud? I am the one Youtie likes the most..."

Zhiye showed off her ample bosom.

"...it's really infuriating!" Su Yuqian glared angrily.

"I won't let Jerry be with you..." The two of them assumed fighting positions.

"Hey... could you both please consider the occasion..."

"Shut up, idiot/Jerry. Just watch from the side."

"I must compete with her and see who is more suitable to be Youtie/Jerry's wife."

They said simultaneously, and after hearing that, I really wanted to find a place to hide. My affairs were exposed at school once again. Maybe I should consider transferring schools.