No, this won't do.
I quickly pushed Xi Qiao away, luckily she wasn't hugging me tightly, and I pinned her down on the sofa, smiling at me.
"Now it's okay~"
"Just say it if you have any conspiracy..." I wiped my face, feeling my skin burning red. She's indeed a seductive woman, almost playing with me again.
But something felt off, because the black marks on Xi Qiao's face seemed to blur, was it my imagination? It really seemed blurry.
"..."
I subconsciously got up to check in the mirror, sure enough, my cheeks were all black.
"Hehe~" Xi Qiao let out an enchanting laugh.
Damn it! I knew it! This guy is indeed up to no good! I almost fell for it, just almost!
I rubbed my face and looked at Xi Qiao, who was there holding back laughter. Is it really that much fun for her to tease me? Truly, people may change, but nature is hard to change.
"I couldn't resist~"
"Enough, I knew it would be like this."
Xi Qiao looked at me with a smile, while I rubbed my face. Damn it, why does it feel like the marks are getting bigger? I guess I really need water to wash them off.
"Uh~ as a punishment, darling can do anything to me~"
Xi Qiao lied on the sofa, hands bound in front of her chest, a look that seemed ready for anyone to take a pick, not to mention how tempting it was.
Hey! Do you want to play with me again! I won't fall for it, I'm not a fool.
"Hmph, you just want to play with me again, don't you?" I said without being tempted.
Even if your skin is fair, feels comfortable to touch, your body is supple, hugging you feels comfortable, your voice sounds pleasant, and your buttocks are perky, and you have a nice figure.
I, I absolutely won't fall for it again!
"It's about time you go back to France. You've been teasing me for so long, aren't you tired?"
"I just want to marry darling~"
"I don't want to!"
Marry your grandfather, I'm still young, I still have books to read, and a promising future ahead, how could I fall for a seductress like you.
"Moreover, the laws of my country state that men must be at least 22 years old and women must be at least 20 years old to get married, don't you know that?"
"Well~ darling, do you want French nationality~?"
Damn it! I, Yang Xiaotian, love my country and my family. If we were in the war years, I would be Zhang Ga and Wang Erxiao, I won't be tempted by you, no matter what!
Oh my god, even thinking about changing my nationality just to marry me. No way! Tomorrow, I'm going to put the household registration book under my pillow, not even considering it.
"Well~ darling~"
Here we go again, how many times have you called me today, what's your conspiracy this time? I absolutely won't fall for it.
"Not continuing?"
"What do you mean continue?"
"You can continue to seek revenge on me~" Xi Qiao picked up a pen, as if tempting me.
Indeed, it was quite satisfying to draw on Xi Qiao's face earlier. Maybe I should draw a turtle this time, revenge for kindergarten.
I picked up a pen, while Xi Qiao closed her eyes, with "whiskers" drawn on her face, as if she wouldn't resist no matter what, it was incredibly cute.
I drew a black dot on her nose, making her look more like a cat. Just as I was hesitating whether to write the character "Wang" on her forehead, Xi Qiao suddenly spoke.
"Well~ darling~"
"Hmm?"
"Do you want to write the character 'zheng' on my leg~?"
Wha- wha- wha- what? I almost slipped and drew a slanted line, while Xi Qiao opened her eyes and looked at me, with a teasing gaze.
Her pure white legs were right in front of me, tempting me, blindingly white.
"No matter how many times, it's fine~ then we can get married~"
Your hints are completely exposed! Don't think I would fall for it. My face is red not because I'm infatuated, but because I have strong principles and you've angered me!
"Hmph! Dream on!"
I pointed to the sky and the ground, I needed a statement now to reflect my resolute heart.
"Even if I, Yang Xiaotian, were to die.""Damn it!"
"Jump from here!"
"I won't marry you, Xi Qiao!"
My determination will never waver.
You villain!
(Volume One complete)