My name is Yang Xiaotian, and I'm in a panic right now. "

"Hey~ darling~"

At this moment, a super cute beauty girl sitting on top of me, I am bound hand and foot, unable to move. "

"Well then... let's have a good talk..."

What should I do? It's now 8 o'clock in the morning, waiting online, urgent!

Xi Qiao touched my face, still with a sweet smile on her face, her eyes full of indulgence, as if she was doting on her beloved baby.

If you can move your butt off my stomach, I would be really grateful... "

"Let's get married~"

"No..."

"Get married~"

"No."

"Get married~"

"No!"

What should I do? What does she see in me? I'm not particularly handsome, and our backgrounds are very different. Most importantly, I don't want to marry her at all. Is she trying to force me? "

"Hey hey~ darling, have you heard of arranged marriages?"

"I've never heard of it... what does it mean? Don't mess around, I'm going to call for help."

I'm in a very embarrassing situation right now, but there's nothing I can do. It's not like I wanted it to be this way. If it were you, try being tied up? "

"Hey~ darling, do you need a pen?"

"Why do I need a pen... to write the word 'disaster' on my face?"

"No~ every time it finishes inside, you can write a word 'correct' on my leg~"

No! Oh my god! Can't we have a proper conversation? It's just that I don't want to marry you. We can still be friends, right?

I urgently need someone to save me right now, but it definitely can't be my sister. It was her who gave Xi Qiao the key to my house. She sold out her own brother for some imaginary handsome guys! "

"Endure it a little~"

Help! Go ask the Buddha! The situation is getting out of control! It's going to become X-rated!

Just as I was struggling desperately, the phone placed by the bed suddenly rang. I looked at the phone like I was seeing a savior, like I was seeing hope. "

"I think, as a man, even in this situation, I have the right to answer the phone."

"Hmm~ that's true."

Xi Qiao picked up the phone and held it to my ear.

Success or failure depends on this moment. Whether I can be saved or not depends on who's calling! "

"Hello? Son? How is the situation over there?"

Damn it! It's actually my mom!

I felt a bleak future ahead. Basically, half of it is already ruined. Now the whole family has betrayed me, and I'm the only one struggling to survive. "

"The situation... the situation is okay."

I absolutely can't tell my mom the truth, otherwise, she would definitely hang up and help Xi Qiao. Seeing that smile on Xi Qiao's face, I need to stabilize the situation first. "

"Okay? When are you going to start picking wedding dresses? Remember to let me know."

Wow! Are you really hoping that your son marries Xi Qiao? I'm your biological son, you know. I seriously suspect that I am tied to Nokia! "

"Let's, let's not talk about that. Quickly give the phone to dad."

Having heard the content of my phone call, Xi Qiao is already considering which piece of clothing to take off first. Right now, I urgently need a reliable person to stabilize the situation and educate her properly. "

"Hello? Son, what's wrong?"

A low and reliable voice came from the other end of the phone. My dad, a middle-aged married man who used to be a teacher, just one sentence from him made me feel much more relieved. "

"Dad! Save me! I'm about to be forced by Xi Qiao!"

There are some things that can be openly said between men. My dad must understand how desperate I am. Now I need to use his wealth of educational knowledge to persuade Xi Qiao. We Chinese are so conservative! It would be best if I could convince her to give up! "

Unexpectedly, after hearing my words, my dad was silent for a while and then said calmly: "

"Son... sometimes, you have to learn to enjoy..."

Then the phone hung up, leaving me and Xi Qiao staring at each other. "

"..."

"..."

"What did your father say~?"

"Oh, he said he has something important to discuss with me, probably will take about five or six hours. Can you go out for a while? This is a conversation between men."Damn it, Dad! Even you're betraying me!

"Darling, you're lying~ The call was obviously disconnected~"

"A-Actually, we Chinese people really know martial arts. Our phones are just disguises, and we use long-distance voice transmission."

Believe me, please! I'm begging you to believe me! I'm trying to act foreign, like bowing down to the mysteries of China!

Xi Qiao didn't believe my nonsense at all. She intertwined her hands and grabbed the hem of her clothes, with a smile on her face, ready to excuse herself.

"Wait a minute!"

I shouted to stop it as soon as I revealed my belly. Are we really going to take it this far?

"Darling, do you want to keep the clothes on~"

"Wow, you're even worse than me."

I pride myself on having watched countless adult films after my older sister fell asleep, but I still lost in knowledge. Have you been developing yourself all these years? How come I can't even beat you in explicit content?

"Hey, darling~, you can move around~"

"Please, spare me. There are so many good men in the world, no need to stubbornly pursue me."

Did I commit sins in my past life? That's impossible. The abbot at the temple said I did good deeds in my past life. Damn it, that bald monk deceived me.

"Because, darling, you're the only one~" Xi Qiao put her hand inside my shirt and touched a certain part of my belly. I felt itchy and uncomfortable all over.

"Don't...don't touch there..."

"Will it hurt?"

"How could it? The wound has healed for a long time. I had many stitches when I was a child."

Damn it, you still remember that thing from our childhood, Your Highness? Can't we just let bygones be bygones?

"Darling, you're the bravest~ That's why I like you the most~" Xi Qiao's hand reached into my shirt and touched my belly. It made me feel ticklish and uncomfortable.

"Don't...don't touch there..."

"Will it hurt?"

"How could it? The wound has healed for a long time. I had many stitches when I was a child."

Damn it, you still remember that thing from our childhood, Your Highness? Can't we just let bygones be bygones?

"Darling, you're the bravest~ That's why I like you the most~" Xi Qiao's hand reached into my shirt and touched my belly. It made me feel ticklish and uncomfortable.

"Stop...don't touch there..."

"Will it hurt?"

"How could it? The wound has healed for a long time. I had many stitches when I was a child."

Damn it, you still remember that thing from our childhood, Your Highness? Can't we just let bygones be bygones?

"Darling, you're the bravest~ That's why I like you the most~" Xi Qiao's hand reached into my shirt and touched my belly. It made me feel ticklish and uncomfortable.

"Enough... enough touching there..."

"Will it hurt?"

"How could it? The wound has healed for a long time. I had many stitches when I was a child."

Damn it, you still remember that thing from our childhood, Your Highness? Can't we just let bygones be bygones?

"Darling, you're the bravest~ That's why I like you the most~" Xi Qiao's hand reached into my shirt and touched my belly. It made me feel ticklish and uncomfortable.

"Darling, you're the bravest~ That's why I like you the most~" Xi Qiao's hand reached into my shirt and touched my belly. It made me feel ticklish and uncomfortable.

"Stop... don't touch there..."

"Will it hurt?"

"How could it? The wound has healed for a long time. I had many stitches when I was a child."

Damn it, you still remember that thing from our childhood, Your Highness? Can't we just let bygones be bygones?

"Darling, you're the bravest~ That's why I like you the most~" Xi Qiao's hand reached into my shirt and touched my belly. It made me feel ticklish and uncomfortable.

"One...Switch to attacking!"