"Tell me, what is the situation right now?"
Miss Rosa stamped her feet while hugging her arms, her brown square-toe shoes swayed back and forth in front of White Goodson's eyes, as if they might step on his head at any moment. White Goodson was kneeling in front of Miss Rosa, his dignity as an older brother completely gone. But then again, hanging up on his sister's call in the White family was already considered a capital offense, so the fact that White Goodson hadn't been mistreated yet meant that Miss Rosa was being merciful.
"Well... there are many reasons, you know... your big brother has finally come back, shouldn't you be happy?"
When White Goodson was bringing Dulu back home, he noticed a girl standing in front of the grocery store from afar, holding an umbrella. At first, he didn't pay much attention to her unusual attire, but as he got closer, he realized that her face looked exactly like his sister's.
The change in Miss Rosa's appearance startled White Goodson. Her once lifeless long hair was now styled into twin braids, her casual clothes were replaced with a sailor uniform, and the loose sweatpants he used to tease her about were now replaced with black knee-high socks and a skirt. The lazy homebody sister transformed overnight into a beautiful girl that attracted countless otaku boys. White Goodson had never thought his own sister could be this cute.
Why describe her as "cute"? Not only because she was just over five feet tall, but also because the bumps on her chest were somewhat inexplicable.
- This girl, has she finally entered puberty?
After being blessed with a younger sister for so many years, White Goodson forgot about his current status and raised his head with relief, only to see the wonderful sight under his sister's skirt.
"She is still a Charmander..." White Goodson suddenly felt disappointed. Although Miss Rosa had improved her taste in dressing, why were her panties still so childish?
- Wait, panties?
White Goodson slowly raised his head a little higher and saw Miss Rosa's contorted face. She looked like a small, bitten apple, with her skin instantly turning red. Miss Rosa's face darkened, her bright crimson pupils turned sinister, exuding a murderous aura. Under her high nose bridge, her rosy lips opened and closed, revealing sharp fangs that seemed to glisten like sharp thorns, as if they were about to bite White Goodson's throat.
Although White Goodson couldn't understand lip-reading, after spending so many years with his sister, he had learned a few lip-reading phrases, such as what Miss Rosa intended to say by opening and closing her mouth just now...
"You idiot! Pervert! Freak! Lolicon! I can't believe that my big brother would actually peek at my panties!" Miss Rosa took off her shoes and mercilessly stomped on White Goodson's head with her stocking-clad feet.
"I'm not happy at all! You sicko of a brother disconnected my call without a single word and brought other women home behind my back!" Miss Rosa increased the force on her feet, causing White Goodson to struggle fiercely. His hands involuntarily started to grope around and, in the normal course of events, he accidentally pulled down Miss Rosa's skirt.
"Have you finally stopped? My head is spinning... " White Goodson rubbed his head with his other hand, feeling dizzy. He raised his head again and saw a Charmander with wings, horns on its head, and flames spewing from its mouth.
"It really is white, I didn't misjudge." White Goodson regained his consciousness and subconsciously said, then he noticed his own hand, which was placed between his sister's thighs, still holding onto a piece of skirt.
"Ah..." Seeing Miss Rosa panting, as if she was about to spew fire, White Goodson's sweat dripped down his face.
.........
"You say this sister was found in the back mountain... a dragon?" Kobayashi pushed his glasses and prepared to judge with a philosophical perspective. However, when he saw Dulu wearing only a white shirt, with her smooth legs exposed to the air, his nose started to bleed uncontrollably."Xi, xi da. (Yes, yes.)" White Goodson's swollen face was wrapped in bandages, and his speech was slightly slurred. If the bandages were unwrapped, you would see handprints and footprints on both sides of his face.
"White, are you okay?" Lin Guava, wearing an apron, brought tea and couldn't help but ask again when she saw White Goodson's sorry state.
"Mi xi, mi xi. (I'm fine, I'm fine.)" White Goodson flexed his nonexistent biceps to show his strength and resilience to these injuries.
"Hmph, he deserves to be punished for being such a perverted stalker." White Rosa propped her foot up on White Goodson's shoulder, and when she saw him flinch, she couldn't help but tap his face with her foot, resulting in a miserable scream.
After messing around at their own home, the White siblings finally remembered to solve Dulu's clothing problem. White Rosa searched through her own clothes, but couldn't find anything that would fit Dulu. While White Goodson had clothes that would fit, the esteemed sister would not allow Dulu to wear them, stating that it would defile a girl's body. So, reluctantly, the White siblings went to visit the Lin family.
Only two siblings lived in the Lin family. Their parents were often away working and rarely came home, so they often felt lonely. They were excited to see the White siblings visit, especially with White Rosa's return. Of course, they also noticed the mummified White Goodson and could tell from his appearance that he had encountered something unfortunate.
"I'm really sorry, all my clothes are washed, and this is the only piece left." Lin Guava brought out a handmade red kimono. Although it was called a kimono, it also incorporated elements of traditional Chinese clothing and was adorned with chrysanthemums at the hem. Lin Guava wore this costume when playing the role of "Ghost Dance Princess" in a school club. Because of its special significance, she even brought the prop sword and gauntlet she used at the time.
"Wow, Lin Guava, when did the taste of the drama club at school improve so much?" White Rosa's eyes sparkled when she saw these costume props. According to White Goodson, his esteemed sister was a member of the drama club and used to mock the cliché plotlines they rehearsed.
"Yeah, the character Exorcist was quite popular in the drama club. I played a character called 'Ghost Dance Princess'." Lin Guava said, and it seemed like she suddenly remembered something and hurriedly ran back inside, returning with a ghost mask.
"Unfortunately, the mask is broken." Lin Guava said apologetically.
White Goodson noticed that Dulu's eyes lit up when she saw the mask and she touched her own head.
- Do you want a mask?
"By the way, what's the name of this Dragon Sister? And is she really a dragon? She doesn't look much different from an ordinary girl." Little Lin interrupted the current topic in an unromantic manner and curiously stared at Dulu's chest, asking, "Can you speak?"
"Smack!" Lin Guava heavily slapped the back of Little Lin's head. "You idiot, don't be so rude to a girl!"
"I am... Dulu, a kind dragon." Dulu clearly harbored some grievances towards these humans, although she had already accepted White Goodson, she wasn't sure about the other three.
She looked at White Goodson, seemingly seeking his opinion. After nodding, White Goodson said, "Mi xi da, da ga duo xi sha liang xi yin. (It's okay, everyone is kind.)"
After hearing this, Dulu revealed her hidden horns, wings, and tail. Seeing the features of the monster, everyone except White Goodson was petrified for a moment.
"I mean... Is this, is this really a dragon?!" Little Lin took off his glasses, rubbed his eyes vigorously, and asked.
"It looks like it... a bit different from the pictures online..." Seasoned internet guru White Rosa was also shocked.
"Lin Qingzheng! Aren't you a returnee? Do you know what kind of dragon this is?" Lin Guava called out her older brother's name, whether out of astonishment or because Little Lin was so pitiful."I stayed in another world for a year, where dragons are creatures that are impossible to see! And please don't call my older brother's name so directly!" Kobayashi said, feeling somewhat helpless. It seems like he's really in a tough situation.
"You perverted brother! How could you bring a dragon home? This is obviously something that normal people wouldn't do, right? Aren't you surprised to see her? Even idiots should have their limits!" White Rosa said, kicking White Goodson's chest while speaking, seemingly not intending to give him a chance to explain.
Suddenly, Dulu flashed in front of White Goodson and grabbed White Rosa's foot, throwing her back onto the opposite sofa.
"You! You..." White Rosa never expected the dragon to attack her. She was about to say something when the scene in front of her made her face instantly turn red.
Dulu straddled White Goodson's lap, ignoring White Goodson's resistance, and gently took off the bandage on her face.
"Hey, what are you doing!?" Although Dulu's actions were gentle, she still felt pain when the bandage was removed. But that's not important; what's important is that their current position easily leads to misunderstandings, no, it has already caused a misunderstanding. Through Dulu's long hair, White Goodson seemed to see his sister burning with anger in front of them.
Dulu brought her face close to White Goodson's face, their delicate features moments apart. White Goodson could even feel her breath, albeit being a dragon, it emitted the fragrance of a blooming teenage girl, causing White Goodson to almost lose consciousness.
"What are you guys doing..." White Rosa couldn't hold back any longer. She picked up a shoe and was about to go up and hit someone. However, when she approached the two of them, she was once again stunned by what she saw.
Dulu stuck out her soft little tongue and licked the wound on White Goodson's face. This frightened White Goodson, and every hair on his body stood on end like needles. Not only that, Dulu would lick and pant in a way that sounded very alluring.
"You perverted dragon!" White Rosa lifted the shoe and swung it down, bypassing Dulu and hitting directly on White Goodson's head.
"Why are you hitting me!" White Goodson said helplessly. Dulu moved away from him and breathed a sigh of relief. Then, White Goodson noticed the change on his face. After speaking, he touched his own face and found that the swelling caused by his sister had already healed, and his skin was even smoother than before.
"You were treating me...?" White Goodson looked at Dulu in astonishment, and Dulu responded with a sweet smile.
"You pervert! Monster! Creep! Die!" Of course, his sister didn't buy it and left several shoe prints on White Goodson's head.
— Is it already at the point of wanting to die?